Heh. I pwn

Why I Rule #3

Wanna know another reason why I rule? Because I have an iPhone not because I wanted it, but because it was for sale.

Why I Rule #2

Chuck Norris called me last night on the phone. I made him leave a message.

Why I rule #1

You want to know another reason why I rule? Because when they were making the show America's Got Talent, they were originally going to call it, "Gregory Ng's Got Talent" but they were afraid no one would watch it because everyone already knows that to be true.

Because I am Gregory Ng, That's Why

I'm Gregory Ng. Welcome to my phat blog. If you knew me you would know that "phat" most certainly is in my vocabulary. I kick ass in everything that I do. For you lame asses that means this:

If you brought your punk ass over to my house, I would kick your ass in Tekken. I would outsing you in Karaoke Revolution. I would out dance you in DDR. I would out elf you in Zelda.

But it ain't all about video games. I'll school your ass in the art of baking. I'll whip up a badass pan of brownies. Not too gooey, not too crumbley.

I'll beat you in thumb wrestling. I pwn.

Welcome to my site.