I'm Gregory Ng. Welcome to my phat blog. If you knew me you would know that "phat" most certainly is in my vocabulary. I kick ass in everything that I do. For you lame asses that means this:
If you brought your punk ass over to my house, I would kick your ass in Tekken. I would outsing you in Karaoke Revolution. I would out dance you in DDR. I would out elf you in Zelda.
But it ain't all about video games. I'll school your ass in the art of baking. I'll whip up a badass pan of brownies. Not too gooey, not too crumbley.
I'll beat you in thumb wrestling. I pwn.
Welcome to my site.
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